So many executive orders to sign — Like all candidates running for office, Trump is making promises to win votes. The difference with Trump is that he is promising to do it all during his first day in office. Remember, a president’s first day in office is not a full day. More like a half-day workwise. First…

They are trying to claw back donations made to fund their legal defense — Hey, did you know that we are making money from the trials of the January 6 insurrectionists? Yup, the Justice Department is levying some pretty hefty fines in addition to jail time. How come? Well, the insurrectionists have taken a page out of their hero Trump’s playbook and are fundraising…

He is using his personal staff to solicit donations and endorsements — So, it seems that Ron DeSantis, the former Dark Lord of Florida who is now just your friendly neighborhood autocrat, is raising funds for his presidential campaign the same way that he has ruled … oops, governed … the state of Florida — using intimidation. Lobbyists are reporting that they…

He hasn’t announced yet, but CNN has booked him — You are never going to believe this, but CNN has scheduled another presidential town hall but this time with a non-candidate. Dana Bash will be moderating the discussion on June 7 with former vice president Mike Pence who hasn’t even declared his candidacy. Yet. Maybe CNN knows something that we…

His own party is turning against him — It’s happenin’. Republicans are beginning to eat their own. And it’s happening in … you guessed it … Texas! Say it with me — it’s always Texas. Paxton, you may recall, was the AG who filed a Supreme Court case to overturn the results of the 2020 election in Georgia…

It was worse than I thought it would be — I suppose I have to talk about the Dark Lord’s announcement that he is running for president. I don’t really want to. It was such a non-event, even worse than I had imagined it would be. And I have to stop calling him the Dark Lord. …

They fear an indictment in the documents case is imminent — I want you to read a letter sent to Attorney General Merrick Garland and then tell me who you think wrote it: “We represent Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States, in the investigation currently being conducted by the Special Counsel’s Office. Unlike President Biden, his son…

He is making Trump look good — So rumor has it that the Dark Lord, Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida, after stringing everyone along for almost as long as Trump did before he announced, will finally announce his candidacy for president. Twice. First on Wednesday, May 24 by filing the necessary paperwork with the Federal Election Commission…

No Labels is working to get on the ballot in all 50 states — Think Biden vs. Trump in 2024 is bad, how about Biden vs. Trump vs. a third party? It could happen. There is a political group called “No Labels” that wants to run a fusion ticket, i.e. a Democrat and a Republican, in 2024. Who do they have in mind? They…