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Biden Announces 2024 Candidacy at the White House Easter Egg Roll
Al Roker got the scoop
Holy shit, you guys! Biden has announced that he’s running in 2024. No, you didn’t miss it. There wasn’t any big to-do with bunting and bands. Nope, Biden told Al Roker in an interview before the White House Easter Egg Roll, that he intends to run in 2024 but hasn’t made the announcement yet.
Joey, sweetie, that was the announcement. The minute you tell anyone in the press, even Al Roker, you have officially announced that you are running.
And I gotta say, you are really annoying the shit outta me, Joey. All of this coy ducking of the issue of whether or not you are running is sounding a lot like Trump.
Remember all the broad hints he made before the 2022 midterms? Remember how we were all so sick of him pretending that he hadn’t made up his mind? And when he finally made it official, nobody cared?
You’re doing the same thing. And the same thing is going to happen when you do finally make your “official” announcement. It will be a big yawn.
If you are still looking for a reason not to support the oldest fucking president running for re-election, here’s what a “source” said about Biden:
“The decision part…
