Dictator Trump’s Presidential Library Grift

Eric did a great job finding an appropriate site

Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash

The site of dictator Trump’s presidential library has been chosen. It’s a parking lot at Miami Dade College in Miami. That is so appropriate that I laughed until I cried.

Now, how was it chosen? That is such a Trumpian story, that I have to share it with you. First of all, the search committee was led by second son, Eric. That should tell you everything you need to know about why a parking lot was chosen.

But there is more to the story than that. The first site he looked at was close to Mar-a-Lago at Florida Atlantic University, but that one had height restrictions because it’s near an airport. One cannot place height restrictions on the dictator, even if he lies about how many floors there are in Trump Tower.

The second site that was considered was at Florida International University, near the dictator’s Doral golf course. But that was never seriously considered. It’s deep in the suburbs and no Trump since the patriarch has built anything in the … shudder … suburbs.

So the parking lot in Miami was chosen. It has views of Biscayne Bay! Once the parking lot was chosen, the college received a letter from the governor’s office demanding they “convey” i.e. give the land to the state. They…