Federal Judge Prevents Dictator Trump From Sending Troops to Portland

So he’s sending California troops instead

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This rant is specifically for those of you who think that the courts can protect us from Dictator Trump. I heard you cheering when a federal judge … a Reagan-appointed judge, a conservative judge, the kind the dictator likes … blocked the dictator from sending the Oregon National Guard to Portland to protect ICE agents from the nightly protests being held in that city.

I want you to sit down and listen very carefully. The dictator is not about to allow a silly thing like a temporary restraining order, even from a conservative judge, to stop him from doing what he wants to do.

Remember those federalized California National Guard troops that the dictator sent to LA over the summer? Cuz the dictator hasn’t forgotten about them. Since a stupid judge won’t allow him to use Oregon National Guard troops, he is sending those California National Guard troops to Oregon in their place.

Heh, heh. Stupid judge didn’t say anything about California troops. Just Oregon troops.

California governor Gavin Newsom plans to sue the government, but that won’t help. The dictator will just send other troops.