God Made Trump

Trump’s nauseating new ad

Caren White
3 min readJan 7, 2024
Photo by Jon Tyson on Unsplash

This article comes with a trigger warning. Trump has put out a new ad on Truth Social that is so bad that I guarantee that you will be projectile vomiting by the end of it. So don’t watch it after a meal. Don’t watch it right before a meal because you will be too nauseated to eat after watching it.

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Okay, let’s get into it. The first thing that jumped out at me is that this is a complete rip off of DeSantis’ ad that portrayed him as made by God to be a protector of conservative values. You can click here to refresh your memory.

So, you know that Trump saw it and said he wanted one just like it.

Trump’s ad goes much farther than DeSantis’ ad. It makes ridiculous claims about him such as saying that he delivered his grandchildren. Besides the fact that Trump would never go anywhere near a delivery room, I can’t imagine Ivanka or any of his daughters-in-law would want him messing around down there.

It says that after a long hard week, he goes to church on Sunday. But you and I know that he only goes to church if there are going to be cameras there.

And then there’s the whole:

“God said, ‘I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, fix…



Caren White

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