POLITICS

I’ve Got DeSantis Derangement Syndrome

I can’t stop thinking or writing about him

Caren White
3 min readMay 31, 2023

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I seem to have developed a severe case of DDS — DeSantis Derangement Syndrome. My symptoms include being unable to stop thinking and writing about him as well as complete and total amazement at his incompetence at running for president.

I used to be afraid of him because he is smarter than Trump but I’ve discovered that that doesn’t mean that he’s smart.

It doesn’t take much to be smarter them Trump. Do you think that the reason Trump has never had a dog is because dogs are smarter than he is?

Seriously though, how can you take anyone seriously who says:

“At the end of the day, I’ve shown in Florida an ability to win huge swaths of voters that Republicans typically can’t win — while also delivering the boldest agenda anywhere in the country.”

Okay, okay, Ronnie said that during an interview on Fox News the day that he announced that he was running. I think there’s something about Fox News that numbs peoples’ brains and makes them prone to saying the stupidest things imaginable.

Shit like:

“I will be able to destroy leftism in this country and leave woke ideology in the dustbin of history.”

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Caren White

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