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Karma Comes For The Inauguration
She is forcing Trump to be sworn in indoors in front of a tiny crowd
Oh, Karma. You are so sly. Patiently waiting for the exact moment to strike. We know how obsessed Trump is with size. The size of his mushroom. The size of Stormy’s tits. The size of the crowd at his inauguration.
His inauguration. He’s been waiting four years for this. And so have you.
With his imaginary mandate, Trump was looking forward to reveling in an audience that stretched to the horizon. This time it truly would be the biggest crowd to ever witness an inauguration.
But Karma had other ideas. And with the help of the future 51st state, she crushed Trump’s dreams. Canada is sending, instead of their finest people, their finest polar vortex. A cold so bitter, it will be hazardous to be outside for any length of time.
I’m wondering how long it took everyone to convince Trump to move the inauguration ceremony indoors. Indoors to the tiny rotunda. Only 600 people to witness his finest moment. I’m sure he begged and pleaded for it to be held at the Capitol One Arena which seats 20,000. A mere fraction of the 220,000 tickets that had been distributed for the original outdoor ceremony, but still better than 600.
