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Karma Had a Hand in Setting Trump’s March 4 DC Trial Date
This is what happens when you tempt fate
Ya know, when Trump’s legal team announced that they were asking for an April 2026 trial date for the Jan 6 case in DC, I thought, boy, they are tempting fate. They are just begging Karma to swoop in and screw Trump like he’s never been screwed before.
And she did.
She whispered in Judge Tanya Chutkan’s ear and the judge agreed. She has set Trump’s trial date for Monday, March 4, 2024, one day before the Super Tuesday primaries.
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Maine, Massachusetts, Minnesota, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, and Virginia will be deciding the fate of the 2024 Republican candidates while Trump sits in a courtroom, unable to campaign, Truth, twiX, or in any way influence the outcome of the elections.
Do ya think I’m enjoying this too much?
Cuz I think I am. I have this image in my mind of Trump sitting at the defense table, frustrated and fidgeting, while the lawyers drone on and on.
Will Walt Nauta be stationed outside the courtroom, monitoring the elections, and giving him updates during breaks?
