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Kristi Noem Will Not Be Trump’s Running Mate
MAGA world is concerned with the effect her actions will have on the election
MAGA morons don’t think things through. They just don’t. Take, for example, South Dakota governor Kristi Noem who included a graphic description of killing the family dog in her most recent book.
Now, I’m sure that in her mind, she thought this was an example of toughness, something that is valued by the Big Man. We know that she was trying to impress the Big Man because she has been pathetically obvious in her attempts to gain and stay in his favor for years.
She took on the Park Service in 2020 when MAGA Man was running for president and wanted to give a Fourth of July speech in front of Mt. Rushmore complete with fireworks. The problem was that there was a drought at the time and fireworks are a major fire hazard.
Noem went to bat for her orange idol and sued the Park Service. She lost. His Orangeness was forced to give his speech without any fireworks other than his usual verbal ones.
But she didn’t give up. Knowing that her orange idol wanted his ugly mug added to Mt. Rushmore … thankfully there isn’t enough space or stone left to do so … she had a small-scale replica of the monument made with his face added.
