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Last One Before The Election
Biden gets iced out
This is my last article before the 2024 election, which will be historic no matter who wins. Both candidates have been frantically crisscrossing the battleground states in a last-ditch effort to curry favor with voters.
Ya know who hasn’t been frantically crisscrossing the battleground states? JaBiden.
Raise your hand if you love Maya Rudolph’s impression on SNL of Kamala Harris as much as I do.
If he wasn’t president and the most powerful man on earth, I might feel sorry for Joey. He has become a pathetic old man, stumbling around desperately seeking the spotlight again.
First, he tried running for re-election. When that didn’t pan out, his next move was to campaign for his vice president and replacement, Harris. But campaigning FOR her wasn’t enough. He wanted to campaign WITH her. Share the stage. Share the limelight.
Here’s where the “pathetic old man” comes in. With his decades of DC experience and multiple runs for the presidency, he should know that his lack of popularity, both personal and policy-wise would only drag down Harris. That her best bet is to distance herself from him as much as possible.
It’s like your grandfather wanting to help you cuz he thinks he knows better than you, when reality is…
