Melania’s Newest Grift

Is she divorcing Trump?

Caren White
3 min readApr 26, 2024

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Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Hey you guys, I think that Melania is going to divorce Trump. We all know that the last thing that she wants is a second term as First Lady. She has been avoiding most campaign events. And hasn’t set foot in the courtroom as Trump is being tried for covering up a payoff to a porn star.

What has she been doing instead? Supposedly helping Barron with his college search. Shouldn’t that be over with now if he plans to start school in September? All of the high school seniors that I know have already been accepted.

I think that’s just a smoke screen. I think that Melania has been plotting her escape from her marriage. She’s been trying to figure out how to support herself. Those designer duds she wears don’t come cheap.

Trump’s fortune is rapidly disappearing into legal fees and stunningly high awards to plaintiffs. Melania can’t count on much in the way of spousal support or a settlement. At least not enough to allow her to continue to live in the way to which she is accustomed.

So, she has to find a way to support herself that doesn’t involve serving fast food or cleaning toilets. Instead, she is hawking jewelry.

She has presented the first piece of her new jewelry line to the world. To much derision. It’s a pendant and chain. She’s calling…

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Caren White

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