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Steve Bannon Wants to Get Rid of Elon Musk
Bannon is back and as absurd as ever!
Hey, remember when I said that incoming chief of staff Susie Wiles would be taking on Elon Musk, Trump’s newest Svengali? She may not have the chance to. Steve Bannon, cast out of the inner circle himself way back in 2017, has found what he thinks is a new route back into favor with his orange god, Trump.
Bannon has vowed to rid Trump of Musk before the inauguration. Why? Because Musk defended the H-1B visa program, which allows skilled foreign workers into the US, saying that foreign workers were necessary because American workers are “retards,” and lack the skills needed in the high-tech industry.
That really pissed off the poorly educated MAGA morons. They hate it when anyone who actually graduated from high school goes on to college and then starts lording it over hardworking people like themselves.
Oh, the nerve of them! We all know that the road to success in life is to drop out of high school … cuz graduating is for geeks and suck ups … and then get a job at Walmart, sneaking cigarette breaks behind the loading dock.
Nothing retarded in that. That’s how the cool kids roll.
And the cool kids think that this whole H-1B visa crap is just another way to allow migrants into the…
