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The Worm That Ate Kennedy’s Brain
And other health issues he is suddenly revealing
I was going to write about Judge Aileen Cannon reversing herself, helping Trump further delay the documents trial, but a brain eating parasite was just too good to pass up.
So, it seems that Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., the third-party candidate who is a favorite of voters, especially younger voters, who are disenchanted with both Trump and Biden, has a dead worm/parasite/larva in his brain.
He claims that the worm, as he calls it, ate part of his brain. Doctors, who actually know how parasites invade and inhabit the human body say that they don’t actually eat the brain. They subsist on nutrients circulating throughout the body.
The symptoms that Kennedy ascribes to the worm in his brain, memory loss and mental fogginess, are actually symptoms of another illness he had — mercury poisoning. At the time, he was eating a lot of tuna.
He cut down on the amount of tuna he was consuming and, like magic, his symptoms resolved themselves.
And while we are on the subject of his health, I would be remiss to not to mention the fact that he suffers from atrial fibrillation or irregular heartbeat. He has been hospitalized four times for it. One time, the doctors had to shock his heart back into a…
