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Trump Is Using His Mug Shot Illegally
It is the property of the Fulton County sheriff, not Trump
Ya know how they always say “be careful what you wish for?” Somebody forgot to tell Trump. Or he just ignored the advice, which is more like it.
Anyhoo, Trump has been wishing hard for a mug shot. Three indictments and all he gets is special treatment. Arrests by appointment. No handcuffs. No mug shots. How the hell is he going to profit off of that?
Seriously, how is he supposed to get all outraged at his rallies when each jurisdiction treats him so nicely?
Finally, Trump got his wish. Georgia may have let him down after the election, but it came through with the one thing that he coveted the most: a mug shot. He’d been practicing for that mug shot for weeks cuz he had big plans for it.
He splashed what he thinks is a menacing stare all over tee shirts, mugs, beverage coolers, bumper stickers, and signed posters along with the slogan “Never Surrender.”
I guess no one had the balls to tell him that his Never Surrender mug shot is a photo of him surrendering. And that menacing stare? Personally, I think he looks constipated.
Just my opinion.
