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Trump Releases Latest Report on His Health
For some reason, he thinks no one can tell that he wrote it
The holidays are always a stressful time for everyone, so I thought that I would provide a little levity to relieve that stress. Trump has released a doctor’s note on his latest physical. Just like the one he released in 2016 when he was running for president, he obviously thinks that we can’t tell that he wrote it and the doctor merely signed it.
The man is a fucking moron.
Trump, not the doctor. Although ya gotta wonder what kind of a doctor would risk their professional reputation by signing anything that Trump wrote. Especially after the fiasco of the last medical report that Trump wrote for himself.
When Dr. Harold Bornstein, the unlucky doctor who signed the last Trump written medical report, admitted that Trump dictated it, Trump sent his henchmen to “remove” Trump’s medical records from Bornstein’s office.
Ya know, like the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago to “remove” classified documents.
Anyways, here, for your reading pleasure, is Trump’s latest doctor’s note:
“I have been President Donald J. Trump’s personal physician since 2021. During this time, I have conducted several…
