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Today, I had planned to rant about Trump selling Bibles. And not just the absurdity of a man who embodies everything, literally everything, that the Bible is against. He has broken every single commandment practically on a daily basis.
No, what I was interested in was the fact that Trump used to sell classy shit like steaks, wine, vodka, and an education. And now he is reduced to hawking NFTs, sneakers, and trashy Bibles.
Wait, wait, wait. Before you run off to the comments and accuse me of blasphemy, take a closer look at these Bibles. In addition to the standard scriptures, they include “copies of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance, as well as a handwritten chorus of the famous Greenwood song.”
As much fun as it would be comparing and contrasting Trump and a Bible, I have to turn my attention to a much more serious issue: Trump’s new media company. Ya know, the one that shot up in value to $8 billion in its first day of trading despite losing $49 million last year.
That is so Trumpian.
When we think of Trump Media & Technology Group, we think of Truth Social, but the grifting never stops with Trump and he is…
