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What Will DeSantis Do?
The legislature no longer fears him and is in full revolt
If you can bear to tear your gaze away from the horrifying spectacle going on in DC and look south, there is some very interesting shit going on in Florida.
Yeah, I know it’s hard looking away from a president who not only displays no empathy, but also has no idea what presidents do in times of disaster. Have you heard that he doesn’t want to go to the crash site because he doesn’t want to go into the water?
No, Donnie, that’s not what presidents do. They gather a few victims’ families for a photo op in the VICINITY of the accident, not at the actual crash site amongst the smoking wreckage, or, in this case, waist deep in the Potomac.
Apparently the morons who voted for this train wreck, forgot that this was the norm during his last presidency.
Anyways, back to Florida.
Long time readers know that I used to be petrified of Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida. I called him the Dark Lord as he imposed his dark vision on Florida, taking it back to a medieval state characterized by draconian laws, banned books, and a war on Disney.
DeSantis bestrode this like a colossus. Then he made the fatal mistake of running for president and we all discovered that he was…
