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Will Trump Serve a Third Term?

No, but JD Vance will

Caren White
3 min readNov 18, 2024
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A lot of heavy shit goin’ on. We need a little comic relief. How about we discuss the possibility of Trump serving a third term?

I know, I know. He hasn’t even been inaugurated for his second term and he has already survived two assassination attempts plus Iran, despite denials, has been sending assassins.

Imagine being so awful that an entire country is trying to kill you.

And Trump is old. He’s 78. If he makes it to the end of his term, he’ll be 82, the oldest president ever. Personally, I don’t think that he’ll make it to the end of his second term. His mental and physical health is deteriorating rapidly. I’d be willing to put money on Trump not surviving his first year in office.

I’d also put money on Vance going all 25th amendment on Trump’s ass and removing him from office. Shouldn’t be too difficult to get him to leave. Just promise him that he can take as many papers as he wants. Hell, Vance will probably supply him with boxes to pack them in.

Just for shits and giggles, let’s put all that aside and talk about a third term for Trump.

Everyone is making a big deal about him talking about it already, but they shouldn’t be surprised. Once the Mueller investigation “exonerated” him, Trump started…

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Caren White
Caren White

Written by Caren White

Just an old woman ranting on the internet. I always speak my mind.

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